Another name for a blow job, oral sex given to a man.
Hey baby, can I have a beaner tonight after you fix me turley pot pie?
by Plucky January 23, 2013
Defenition- person who sells oranges, mowes lawns, considers themselves a contractor but doesnt even know what a contractor is or does, and a beaner is also aomeone who works 20 hrs. day for only cents. A beaner also stands in front of homedepot and gets picked up by high class armenians to paint their houses.
me:Hey haroout i need someone to paint my house
Harout:ok lets go pickup sum beaners from homedepot
me:ok, how much is it going to cost me to have a 5 bedroom huge house painted?
Harout:the most it will be around 5 buks plus a couple burritos for dem
by shotankin March 28, 2008
an illegal border hopper.also,my boyfriend.
damn it ibrahim!you're such a beaner!
by sandarosaline November 17, 2006
Let me be clear that the term "beaner" does NOT apply to all mexicans/latinos. A hardworking mexican man who illegally crossed here to work hard and send money to their family back is not a beaner. Though they do mow lawns and perform a variety of other manual labor jobs, they are much more respectable than the beaners/spics that come to this country and live with their mothers who live off welfare checks. Beaners are pieces of scum who:
1. Sag their pants
2. Threaten to fight you like a man, but really mean, "come at me ese me and me and all my homies will fuck you up puto".
3. Wear bandanas to represent their homosexual gangs that they are a part of. Popular homosexual beaner gangs include but are not limited to: The Latin Kings, La Marasalvatrucha (MS- thirteen dicks up the ass), Mexican Mafia (technically beaner mafia), The 18th street gang, named for the eighteen gangbangs they hold every week, and many other faggy beaner gangs.
4. Have never opened a book.
5. Consider graffiti art
6. Think they are tough when in reality, they are too scared to fight you one on one and must call on their piece of filth "homies" to help them out in a fight.
7. Make the Catholic church look bad by thinking that it is ok to commit acts of robbery and murder while wearing a rosary or crucifix around their necks because it is part of "la raza".
Mike: Look at that beaner mowing that lawn.
Shawn: That's not a beaner, that thing over there is. (points to some retard on the corner in front of a liquor store trying to act hard)

Dan: Sigh... after meeting this Asian girl's parents, we can't go out anymore because her parents think I'm a beaner.
Kevin: Dudeee, do they know what a beaner is?
Dan: Apparently not :(

Look at that beaner showing off his fake Nike shoes that he probably bought from kmart after begging his mommy for a few bucks.

Beaner: Ay foo orale guey viva la raza homes, sur side for life ese!
Mexican: Were you dropped on your head? Does "sur side" mean going down on another man?
Beaner: Simon ese...
by Dick Feynman September 29, 2012
1. A Mexican, Colombian or any person of Hispanic origin. (racist) 2. a Hyundai accent.
Regonald is in the middle of a conversation and calm faced screams BEANER when he sees a Hyundai accent.
by josh le March 02, 2008
So you wanna know what a beaner is? Okay, well why not have an intellectual 'beaner' explain it to you? Yeah, pedasos de mierda con patas, I'll fucking tell your asses. Okay a beaner is a mexican that has gotten sick of his country (yes Mexicans are originally from mexico), and so in the process has tried to move from his country to one that actually has jobs. See the thing is that their government has been extremly corrupted, except they had nothing good to take away in the first place, unlike us. So- anyways they try and come over here in an attempt to mak themselves better people. When they get over here a huge wave of ignorance (that's you) meets them. Believe it or not Mexicans don't leave entire families just to come to the "great america" where every1 is rude and a little bit rascist. No they generally attempt it so that they can provide food and and care for the family back in Mexico.the only reason their don't follow the legal immigration process (I know u ppl with the brains were thinking) is that for that to happen they have to wait up to 2 yrs b4 they're even acknowledged as potential u.s. citizens (i.e. Remember when I said the government was a little corrupt, I digress).
Just look at me, I am a beaner. well 75% of me anyways.
by ontherightedge May 15, 2008
short for caribeani and not only mexicans every body
from the caribean like mexico,puerto rico,cuba,dominican republic,jamaica,haiti,e.t.c
famous beaners are:

bobby martines,daddy yankee,don omar,salma hayek,rodrigo texteira,bob marley,baby cham,sammy sosa,orlando cabrera,ryan cabrera,e.t.c
by bob marelay February 20, 2007
short for caribeani and not only mexicans every body
from the caribean like mexico,puerto rico,cuba,dominican republic,jamaica,haiti,e.t.c
famous beaners are:

bobby martines,daddy yankee,don omar,salma hayek,rodrigo texteira,bob marley,baby cham,sammy sosa,orlando cabrera,ryan cabrera,e.t.c
by bob marelay February 20, 2007
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