A head, shaped like one of the following:

*A kidney bean- mostly seen on muslims , they usually wear beany bandages (turbans) to protect their sore heads. but if you unravel it you can see the 8th wonder in the world.

*An egg- smelly bean that has a point at the top.

*A peanut- either has a really dry and wrinkly bean, or a greasy bean.

*A malteaser- bit racist? also known as a black airhead

*A jelly bean- sometimes fragranced, and very edible looking.

*A watermelon- perhaps sometimes green from far too much uphill gardening, or more world widley known for a good ol bit of bushwhacking.

*In some rare cases/ a bowling ball- usually known for the bulldog looking nose and cheeks, with a very shiny and sometimes reflectionable slap head. the bowling ball bean is sterotyped for polishing their heads before they go out to make the ladies swoon and fall to the floor.

Here are some famous beans;
Torvil & bean
Bean gaffney
Bean elizibeth
Bean victoria
Bean windass
Beany todd
Bean bowditch
Bean ashton

Bean'ed is also refered to as slap'ed for the lols
billy* hey pete and mike do you see that bean'ed over there ->

pete and mike* yeah ROFL how could we miss that great big bean bandage he calls a turban!?
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Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."
Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!
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When someone gets spooped by a bean meme
YOU FRIGGIN MORON, YOU JSUT GOT BEANED. *Que Ear Rape* *Loud Bass*

Ive been tricked! Bamboozled! Triggered! BEEEEEEEENED!
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An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.
I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me
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The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.
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Beaned - As in drinking coffee and getting high/hyper off of it.

Like Beaming but Beaning... u'know?
Man I am so BEANED from that espresso shot!

Dude Java Hut's Coffee gets me so beaned every time!
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Verb that means to get disconnected from xbox live whilst playing a game because you are too cheap to pay for internet and our attempting to steal your neighbors, which fades in and out.

Also known as being welf .
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