bean sprouts and tofu 

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

bean sprouts and tofu by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Bean Sprout 

The female clit aka lady bean in an engorged state from sexual arousal.

By the time I got home, Kelly had already worked up a bean sprout so I had to hit it good.

Bean Sprout by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Bean Sprout 

When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.

today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.

it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.

Bean Sprout by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011

Bean Sprout 

A term used to describe the offspring of a beaner (mexican). If the baby mexican is not killed in a gang related shooting he may one day grow up to be a full fledged "beaner" and pick tomatoes too, and maybe even end up carjacking you at gunpoint sometime.

Damn Bean sprouts keep asking me for spare change, thay should all be deported to wherever the hell they swam here from!

Bean Sprout by BMF1992 May 5, 2009

Bean-sprout 

/ been-sprōut /
pronoun

1. Annoying Mexican children who are commonly up to no good.

2. A tasty crispy vegetable commonly eaten with phó.

"Hey John go clean up isle five a pack of Bean-sprouts just wreaked it again."

"Hey beaner tell your bean-sprouts to get the h*11 out of my yard."

Bean-sprout by AntonymsHater September 1, 2013

Bean sprouted 

Used to describe something that has been "sorted out".

Derived from the term "Sorted out like a bean sprout."

Mike: "Hey Dave, how's that pile of orders coming along?"

Dave: "One more to go, then they'll be bean sprouted."

Bean sprouted by bohdave September 16, 2007

Bean Sprout Treatment 

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.

Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?

Bean Sprout Treatment by Epicman73 September 11, 2023