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used as a term of endearment, a bean is an adorable individual, usually smol and in need of many a cheek pinch and playful giggle
Tyler Joseph from Twenty One Pilots is such a cute lil bean!
by olliemoose November 02, 2015
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Another name for the club drug Ecstacy.
by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003
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Bean is a slang term for the clitoris
by Div March 09, 2005
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A CRAZY fun loving person.
Likes living every day to the full.
Not always mature but can be when needed.
Always there for you whenever you need a friend.
Guaranteed to make you smile.
You always have fun when they're around.
Will be the best friend you ever have.
Very intellegent and will go far in life.
The funniest person you will ever meet.
Normally addicted to pizza
Am I your bean? Yes you are :)
by WCCP November 05, 2011
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A smart person with a vast amount of highly specialized information.
Jenna you know so much about that subject. You're such a bean!
by BeanCounter2013 July 13, 2013
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Orignally made famous by the famous jockey Chris Wilson, a specific type of person can be referred to as "Beans". It is usually an offensive term to describe someone who is short and wears glasses. While the official definiton states that they show up when they aren't wanted, a popular extension of the offence states the fact that this is always true, as they are never wanted anyway.
"Oh no, here comes Beans."
"Not Beans. He's the worst type of person."
"Hey, calm down. That's bullying."
"He deserves it."
by Marti Phat Hands Jnr. April 25, 2010
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Any perscription drug with effects that range from a head change to knocking someone out, sold in the street
Adderall,Klonopin,valium are examples of beans.
by G-Money December 13, 2004
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