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beachcomber 

1.A person who spends every waking moment of their life at the beach. 2.
They are usually very tan, have lots of sunburns, or many freckles. 3.They usually own a sun hat of some sort and wear it to the beach often.

4.If they are not tan, they they are always slabbing on lots of sunscreen all over themselves, especially their faces.

5.The best example of a beachcomber would be a partially large man you see at the beach all the time. He wears the same red and white striped boxers or speedo. When he's not in the water (which he usually is), he's eating, playing with the sand, or trying hard to get half a tan.
Ew, mom, I'm not going to Nantasket Beach! It's filled with tons of beachcombers!

Hey, see that man over there? He is SUCH a beachcomber! I see him here every time I come to the beach.
beachcomber by Jilllovesconor July 27, 2009
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Beachcomber 

verb- to perform oral sex on a woman with a sandy blonde bush.
" yo blake, you shoulda seen that chicks bush friday night, it was ridiculous, so i gave her a beachcomber"
Beachcomber by lifty May 1, 2010
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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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