Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.
That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach