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24. beach
Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).
Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?
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1. beach
(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.
Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
Teen girl: OK, let's go!
by Vermont Ferret Mar 15, 2005 add a video
2. beach
Where everyone would like to live forever
- Oh man, lets go to the beach and meet some girls.
- Ok, there are always hot girls in bikini in the beach
by ^Sparco^ Mar 6, 2005 add a video
3. Beach
The best place on the planet. also see paradise
Calming and soothing
Surfer girl 1:OMG i luv the beach
Syrfer Girl 2:OMG ur so right its the best place EVER!
4. beach
Laying low while on company time. Avoiding work.
I've been spending some serious time at the beach lately - hope the boss doesn't catch on.
5. beach
Substitute for bitch.
you son of a beach!
6. Beach
A place where you can take the most fucken awsome girl and have a good time. Weither its laying down in the sand or looking up at the stars, there are endless possibilities that can be presented when you are there.

Perfect Definition: Laying down on a blanket in the sand with an amazing girl, a bigass cooler of monsters, chicken wings, stars, sounds of the waves, and some sexually moments ;)

A place where you have a reason to be half naked and act like a fuckin idiot sometimes, usually home to some sick ass parties. Can always find a way to have fun, from surfing, to almost gettin your ass chewed off by shark.
7. beach
a verb; meaning to do "EVERYTHING BUT" with someone. has developed from people carrying out this practice on holiday, on beaches. particularly with people whose names are unknown. the sand also makes it interesting.
girl one: so what did you do when you went to tenerife ?
girl two: i beached
girl one: niiiice
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