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(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.
Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
Teen girl: OK, let's go!
by Vermont Ferret March 15, 2005
a way of saying bitch in secret
She is acting like such a beach today.
by Tiandrea November 03, 2007
I blunt of weed
Hey man I could really go for a beach right now....
by MorgyMorg October 25, 2008
When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.
-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.
by shmeegan July 21, 2008
verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the water onto the dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself
One dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.

Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
by Gritter December 03, 2007
The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"
We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach
by jiggaslapnuts October 18, 2007
Where people go to hope to get laid or make fun of tourists
It's russian tourist month, and there are fat russian chicks all over the beach!
by Hoolaaaaaaaaaaaah April 04, 2007
Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).
Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?
by Greg&Cory December 22, 2004

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