2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.
3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"
2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"
3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"