| 1. | Beach Angel | ||
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A hot babe capable of raising the tide in your board shorts. She loves the beach and sex. Sometimes at the same time. When I take my wife to the Caribbean, she turns into a stone cold Beach Angel.
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| 2. | Boner-Shrinker | ||
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Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly. 1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker". 3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water. 4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker" |
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| 3. | beach ass-view | ||
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On the beach, when (normally) a girl (usually hot), wants to seduce or just pleasure a guy on the beach laying on a towel, she walks up to him and says "your towel is twisted, lemme fix that." She then proceeds to straddle his head and squat down so his head is directly under her ass and she pulls on the towel near the swim trunks area to slightly pull down the swim trunks, providing a double sensation. If the girl is REALLY hot, or the guy is seen getting a boner/liking it, the girl can touch her ass to his face. This is normally done with the girl in a bathing suit, often a bikini. Dude, this insanely hot girl in a bikini gave me a beach ass-view today! She sat on my face!
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| 4. | Hemingway Boner | ||
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When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements. Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner". If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,
I went to the beach. It was beautiful. |
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| 5. | whip and flip | ||
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the term coined for hiding a boner. Whip it up and flip it under your waistband. Johnny got a boner at the beach, but he soon hid it with a whip and flip.
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| 6. | wood kill | ||
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anything that can ruin a boner/hard on/erection So, you're at this hot and sexy beach bikini contest... then a girl starts puking... total wood kill!
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| 7. | salty sea lion | ||
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Giving someone a hand-job on the beach. "Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"
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