1) To have the desire to doink someone or to want to consummate.

2) A casual expression used to describe sexual gratification or excitement.
"Look at that fine looking lady! Be-derp, be-derp!"

"I know what you mean. Be-derp! Be-derp!"

"Be-derp! Be-derp!"
by Grand Masta E October 30, 2007
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1) A loud interjection used to express a sensual desire

2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.
Person 1: "BE-DERP! BE-DERP! YAAA BOI!!!"
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.
by sKiTtleZ-TastingDeRainbow January 2, 2008
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A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.

E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
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Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?
by Boston Terrierist May 11, 2009
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Coughing while at the same time being scared
I was Derping
by BobbyPink December 3, 2020
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Scared and coughing at the same time.
"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."
by tophfan December 4, 2020
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"All that derping for nothing!" -CallMeKevin
by Snake142 December 3, 2020
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