don't be such a sputnik 

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.

Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.

don't be such a sputnik by keepexploring April 28, 2020

Don't Be Such a Zubris 

When you over exaggerate, someone who likes penis

Guy 1: I LOVE PENIS!

Guy 2: Don't be such a zubris! The world will end if you're a Zubris!

Guy 1: Now who's a Zubris???

Guy 2: I like penis......

Don't Be Such a Zubris by caterpillarcock April 24, 2010

don't be such a Russell 

When someone is all in their feelings about something very trivial like Russ does when he feels like hes been wronged. Very overdramatic feelings. With lots of heavy sighing, shoulder slouching, whining, moping and grumbling. Usually over a girl or lack of attention not being on him.

Luca was hanging his head, looking pitiful and Micheal told him not to be such a Russell.

"i thought she was single, dawg," said John. "don't be such a Russell about it."

don't be such a Russell by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

don't be such an anteater 

someone extremely greedy

Come on, don't be such an anteater, it won't cost you a fortune, it's only a cup of beans!

don't be such an anteater by Kako Qwegh October 1, 2007

don't be such an a-rod 

don't be such an asshole.

a-rod = alex rodriguez... known for being an asssssholeee.

can you pass me the remote? - jim
NO, I WAS HERE FIRST. IT'S MINE. - douche
don't be such an a-rod - jim

don't be such an a-rod by maddayyy October 23, 2009

dont be such a bieber 

What you call someone whi is an anooying person who has a high pitched vioce or your little sister.

Cindy, "dont be such a bieber!" Stop whining about how you cant get a boyfriend!
Hey sis, i love you and all, but "dont be such a bieber!"

dont be such a bieber by Chrisssythewhite February 25, 2011

Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such

She’s the type of person you’ll never want to let go. She’s the perfect woman. She is always caring no matter what and can make you happy in an instant. She loves anyone and everyone. She has an amazing sense of humor and can always make you laugh no matter the situation. If you ever disagree with her you’ll suffer the wrath of her sandal. If you ever get someone like her never let go, she’s the one to never let go.

Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such

Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such by Theboomer November 9, 2019