I'm very happy to be here 

1. To have consumed 4 - 5 standard drinks; to be socially acceptably drunk
2. The only way to truly enjoy a party.

Dude: Hey man! Enjoying the party?
Man: *Slightly slurring* Oh I'm very happy to be here, thank you.

I'm very happy to be here by Blackstump November 13, 2003

You’ll be here soon. 

the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??

Do you want to jump?
“Close your eyes. You’ll be here soon.”

You’ll be here soon. by Silly lil fella July 26, 2023

I'm just happy to be here 

The kind of thing you say when you are put into an awkward scenario and you don't know how to react.
Real life example of mine below:

Girl: "So we want to get weed for 5 people tonight" (proceeds to look at me)

Me: I mean, I'm not really into that kind of thing. I'm just happy to be here.

I'm just happy to be here by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

I'm happy to be here 

1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere

Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.

I'm happy to be here by Blackstump November 13, 2003

you aren't meant to be here 

How are you here?

*insert eyebrow the rock meme* you aren't meant to be here??!!!!!!1.

you aren't meant to be here by yetineroz March 11, 2023

close your eyes youll be here soon 

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

close your eyes youll be here soon by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024

Shouldn't be here 

I have a right to be here. You shouldn't be stealing my shit you fucking clown. The retard shouldn't be in my email. The whore shouldn't be fucking him. I shouldn't be getting surveilled.

Hym "How can you say that a literal prisoner of the state and donut slave who was born here that he shouldn't be here? And that I should have to let you rob me because I don't have your permission to be more successful than you? Your ass is too used to dealing with the other retards. If you all want to be collectively in on it you can all be collectively guilty for doing it and that includes your kids. And there is no argument."

Shouldn't be here by Hym Iam January 27, 2025