Leader of the liberal party in late 19th Century who championed practices such as backpeeling and opposed the tearaway group known only as the felch bandits.
The Grand Old Man of Liberal Politics and spoke to the house, "we will oppose the felch bandits wherever they may be, i am the Lord of the peel, said he."
"All hail Gladstone" roared the Commons in unison.
coordinated shark attack. to be attacked by 2 or more sharks working in harmony.
Did you hear about John? They say he was walking down the street when he was hit by a pretty nasty CSA. Two hammerheads and a mako I think. Luckily he was carrying his spear gun with him that day.
a person who is always negative and pessimistic and disagrees about everything a person or group of people say just to get attention or be an asshole.
Jolley - "T. Doc do you want to go down to the beach?"
T. Doc - " Yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. Monty do you want to go?"
Monty - "Fuck no i hate the beach it's gay and there's nothing to do around here so I'm gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you fucking bitches and I hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls."
T. Doc and Jolley in unison - "Fine be a fucking negative dick you fat piece of shit."
Slang term for breasts, 'squishy' being the term for the right and 'boof' for the left. In unison; 'squishyboofs'.
Can also be used to refer to a well endowed female, undecided whether the comment is complimentary or not.
"Hah, I'm holding your squishyboofs!"
"Your squishyboofs are all up in my space."
"Check out the squishyboof over there..."
|47.||Rock Paper Scissors|
1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The game:
A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be
Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?
Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.
In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!
|49.||A Sly Keenan|
The action of neglecting someone when they converse with you on MSN Messsenger (Or any other popular messaging services - not sexually orientated as this phrase has different connotations in a sexual context).
This is true of when the 'sly' user is online and remaining silent (like a mouse, alpaca or sloth), but not so when the user blocks or deletes the other contact, or communicates verbally in any way.
This could be from either annoyance, fear, rebellion or even for fetish related reasons.
This phrase became used after British eccentric Keenan Fuller exploited the tactic (act of cowardice) in a string of MSN Messenger conversations.
A typical MSN conversation...
Michael Barrymore ; 'Cheggers do you suck your toes often, you flamingo shagger?'
(Cheggers becomes silent despite his status being 'Online')
The next day at the office...
Michael Barrymore; Hey Jeremy!
Jeremy Beadle; Hi mike you swine!
Michael Barrymore; Hows the marzipan ladder business going?
Jeremy Beadle; Well, you know, Delia Smith keeps eatin em dont she
Michael Barrymore; Bitch!
Chris Eubank; I say!
Michael Barrymore; Hey i asked Cheggers about the toesucking yesterday!
Jeremy Beadle & Chris Eubank in unison; What did he say!!!???
Michael Barrymore; Dunno - I was chatting to him on MSN and he suddenly went very quiet after i asked...
Chris Eubank; Ahh - you know what he did dontcha?
Jeremy Beadle: Well he did a sly Keenan on ya...