A smell/stank of the combined parts of the butt, dick and pussy. Quite possibly the nastiest smell you will experience. A close (but not exact) likeness is grundel sweat, nutbutter, or new york chinatown sewage in 90% humidity.
The smallest unit of measurement known to man. It is actually a theoretical measurement because no one has been able to locate and accurately measure a Bauerdick.
The size of that pencil is 1.4 million Bauerdick Units (BDU's).