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boobcramp 

cronic crampage of the breastical

miner symptoms include:
.heavy breathing

.itchy foreskin
.swelling of the nut-sack (blue balls)
.stinky snatch (smells of calms) "she'll a lil clammy.."

.spontaneous childbirth

.pink eye
.depression

.shhhhuuurrrred shhpeeshhhed

cronic Symptoms resulting in:
.anal leakage / rectal spasms
.extreme stipples (stiffnipps)
.blurb vision
.milky discharged
.CUNT, SHIT FUCKING TURRETS!!
.death

people at high risk include:
children over the age of 8
.elderly
. women with large dangle snatches
. a person with white skin and red hair. (ranga's)
.the Jew community

.south Australian bogans
.weirdo's with breado's

.women with muffin tops
.people with mullets and buzzcuts

- If any symptoms occur please seek medical advice
help is out there.

' Dude, do you wanna come to party tonight?'

' I CANNN'T, I GOTSA BOOBCRAMP!!!!!'

"i've got the boobcramp blues..."

'R.I.P dear Agnes, a strong willed woman, a fighter til the end. A life taken away to soon. She was a mother of three a widow of five.

She lost her seven year long fight to cronic boobcramp on her mother's brother's cousin's birthday. R.I.P we lost a beautiful soul"
boobcramp by kylacoon July 17, 2011
Related Words

Bobcatted 

When you get punched to the ground and then stomped on.
Omar bobcatted Bobcat
Bobcatted by 1264 Brudder September 26, 2019

bobcat pretzel 

A hilarious term Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock) uses in the movie Two Weeks Notice to describe her flexibility and prowess in bed to George Wade (Hugh Grant) while drunk.
Lucy: You should be so lucky because the lawyerly exterior...don't let that fool you because inside I am, like, a complete animal. It's, like, bobcat. You know, it's scary.
George: I can see that it might be.
Lucy: No. No. Look, I can bend like a pretzel. I'm serious. And I'm not talking the straight kind. I'm talking, like, the twisty kind. Twisty like the bobcat, salty type of pretzel. A bobcat pretzel. Because that's what men want, right?

George: Yes, that is their dream.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

Bobcat eye

The Bobcat Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UC Merced too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely. It has the same meaning as Triton Eye.
Guy 1: O shit that girl is cute...
Guy 2: That girl looks like a cow, what are you talking about... you must be getting bobcat eye!!
Bobcat eye by Arian19 April 1, 2009
Bobcat- a cougar that doesn't really want to do anything but makeout and second base; c*cktease cougar; Resembles a wild cat but has little to no wild blood; Often times a married woman that acts unmarried for isolated incidents but in the end stays faithful for the most part
So I am making out with older lady that I thought was a cougar, then the Bobcat puts on her wedding ring right as things are getting interesting.
Bobcat by Boonedoggle23 April 19, 2009