bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

beardsexy 

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Beardgrub 

Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun

1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.

2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.

3. These women will not take no for an answer

“ Your beard looks dry and flaky, you need some Beardgrub.”

Beardgrub by Webdictionary June 3, 2018

Merlin's Beard 

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"

"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"

Merlin's Beard by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009

Beardability

The ability to grow facial hair.

Andrea Pirlo has got great beardability.

Beardability by JonnyD1988 July 5, 2014

Bingley Beard 

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

Bingley Beard by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Beardson's Law 

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

Beardson's Law by urban groyper August 29, 2022