The Master is a character off the BBC TV series Doctor Who. He is the Doctor's enemy. He also happens to be the hottest character in the whole effing series. None of the others stand a chance against him.
Girl 1; Would you rather shag the doctor or the master?
Girl 2; WHAT ARE YOU ON??? IS IT NOT OBVIOUS?? THE MASTER IS WAY SUPERIOR TO THE DOCTOR IN EVERY SENSE!!!!!!
Girl 1; I know!!!!!!
A Jamaican Honeymoon is a honeymoon in which the white wife has sex with a black man or a "BBC". She may have sex with black man in addition to her husband or if he is a "cockhold" he must watch while she has sex excusively with her black lover.
Teri found out what a Jamaican Honeymoon is when on her wedding night, Teri's husband brought in a black lover to has sex with her.
Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy.
Jane found that her black lover had stretched her pussy beyond any point her white husband was able - when she returned home her husband remarked with envy and shock "Jane, you've been black stretched"
Traditional name typifying the Bengali Dravidian, a perfect male lover combining Bengali love-making skills with Dravidian penis size. The name was popularized as the stereotypical Bengali Dravidian par excellence due to a ribald Dravidian Penis Size Joke by Khushwant Singh, the world-famous Punjabi humourist, which was published in Hindustan Times (23 Jan. 2010). Taking inspiration from the protagonist of that joke, men often adopt this name when trying to seduce a woman, using the potent image of a skilled Bengali lover and a massive "Dravidian Char-Minar" to arouse her and take her to bed.
1. Sardar Joginder Singh boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai. As he settles in, he glances up & sees a gorgeous woman board. She heads straight towards him & takes the seat next to his. Eager to talk to her, he asks, "Business trip or vacation ?"more...
She smiles & says, "Business. I'm a sexologist, and I am going to the annual Sexologists' Convention."
He swallows & calmly asks: "What is it about?"
"It will debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really ? What m-myths are those ?" he asks.
"Well," she explains. "One popular myth is that Sudanese Men are the best endowed when, in fact, it is Dravidian Men who have the largest average penis size in the world. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers on the planet, whereas actually it is Bengali Men."
Suddenly she becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"
"My name is ... Venkatraman !" Joginder Singh blurts out. "Venkatraman Mukherjee !!!" (based on: "All-India Combine", Khushwant Singh, Deccan Chronicle 24 Jan. 2010 & Hindustan Times 23 Jan. 2010)
2. Sheikh Chilli is in bed with Farida Begum. Aro...
Male organ of a Black Untouchable, being a neologism for the historically more accurate 'Shudra Penis'. Hence a unit of length, one foot long.more...
In South Asia, the legendary Untouchable Penis is largest of all, dwarfing the medium Indian Muslim Penis, which in turn exceeds the small Hindu Penis & the even tinier Christian Penis:
Ethnic Group __________ Erect Size ____ Ref.
Shudra Penis ........ '9 to 10 in' .. Edwardes 1959, p 60
Indian Muslim Penis . '5 or 6 in' ... Edwardes 1963, p 261
Hindu Penis ......... '4 to 4.5 in' . Purvis 1992, p 18
Christian Penis ..... '3.7 in' ...... Siminoski 1993, p 231-5.
- 'The Jewel in the Lotus' Allen Edwardes. NY: Julian Press, 1959.
- 'The Cradle of Erotica' A Edwardes. NY: Julian Press, 1963.
- 'Male Sexual Machine' Kenneth Purvis. NY: St. Martin's Press, 1992.
- 'The Relationships amg. Height, Penile Length & Foot Size' K Siminoski & J Bain, Ann Sex...
A strong black guy who can give any girl an orgasim in seconds. some say he is the best football player in the world. he has muscles of a god and a mind of genius.he also tends to have a very big bbc
holy crap u see that jahdel
it was so good he pulled a jahdel on me last night
When one tends to seek out friendships or sexual relations with anyone except African Americans (hence "no blacks") while often claiming to not be racist. Commonly infects (but is not exclusive to) Caucasian gay males in the southern United States and is often reworded as a "preference" to avoid being labeled as a racist.
Symptoms include: frequent usage of phrases on social networks and internet dating profiles like "No blacks!", "White or latino only", "White only", "Not into black", "Sorry, not racist, just a preference", "No black guys", "Let's keep it white", "Not interested in black", and more colorful or exotic variants to lessen the blow, such as "Not into chocolate cake".
I hate adam4adam; it's like, every other profile you click on, the dude either has HIV or Noblax disease.