bandsaw 

A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.

First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.

Dude, it's not a bandsaw if you put both thumbs in your butt

bandsaw by ninjadust May 12, 2016

Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.

"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"

Bandscaping by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

Bandsexual 

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.

Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.

Bandsexual by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012

bandsomes 

The baddest gays on discord try them and they will pop you try it bitch

OMGGGG THE BANDSOMES

bandsomes by 12234_Destiny April 1, 2020

Hunnid bands 

The paper band that wraps a 100 stack of 100's. Hunnid Band is 100 * 100 = $10,000.

Hunnid is just 100.

That car must of cost you at least 4 hunnid bands.

Hunnid bands by MysteryDaddy November 26, 2019

bandslam 

A great movie about a misfit who starts managing a high school band that is well-received by top critics and reviewers, but had failed in the box office due to false advertisements from Summit Entertainment.

Bug: Damn, Bandslam got critics choice!!
Omar: You sure, it looked like just another HSM movie?
Bug: Well that's because of the shit Summit Entertainment called advertisement.

bandslam by runninequalslife November 27, 2009

Blandsome 

Good looking, but you would lose him in a crowd.

While generally attractive, being a trendvestite, he was utterly blandsome.

Blandsome by Gayle Hurmuses February 23, 2008