Badayed 

When you take a shit and the first one drops so hard that it splashes water back up to your asshole.

" man, I took a huge crap last night and the first log Badayed me!"

Badayed by Merlin1986 February 2, 2016

Baeday 

Any day of the week which you spend with the bae.

Person 1: Hey man wanna come over and chill today?

Person 2: Sorry, I can't. Today is baeday.

Baeday by The motherfucking rock September 3, 2014

Bazzday 

The day that falls between Saturday and Sunday on the Bazz Calender, which consists of eleven months, each containing four eight day weeks, and the last 13 days of the year being a giant festival for the glory of Bazz. The calender, while not in widespread use, is used in various settings, such as the island paradise of Bazzealand, as well as in various cults, mainly the Bazzealots. The calender is also used by the Bazzolars, a little-known but elite School of Thought that places emphasis on questioning everything and everyone, as well as occasionally disproving reality.

"Dude, I got so trashed last Bazzday!"

Scholar: "On Bazzday I usually go to the library and engage my mind with some of the Bazzolars."
Bazzealot: "Oh, well I usually go out with some of the guys and crusade to Bazzrusalem."

Bazzday by Captain Bazzerica March 4, 2009

Baday Action 

When your taking a big shit & the water splashes on to your asshole, aiding in the cleaning process.

Hey Ron I just finshed up taking a fat shit, and by the the way it produced the best Baday Action I've ever seen.

Baday Action by abr October 18, 2006

Baday 

When you stick your willy up a man or womans poo-hole and go tinky

There was this sick chick at the party, who asked for a baday, i didn't know what to say.

Baday by poolover172 May 15, 2009

badaylumpkin 

Getting a bj while you are taking a dump on a baday toilet.

I was in the london train station and my wife insinsted on giving me a badaylumpkin. She got a little spray of water from the baday on her dress.

badaylumpkin by Elliot Umpkin May 7, 2007

Barday 

A guy who is a well known jock and is popular. He's funny, nice and a partier. He's a player that attracts all the girls with his "charm" and can't decide which one he wants more. Usually goes back and forth between two girls.

"He told me he wanted me but I just heard he told Sophie that last night too"
"I told you he would play you because he's a Barday"

Barday by wisconsinlonely October 30, 2011