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porn for michael bay
any visual effects that include large, complicated shiny things moving fast with cool sound effects, or big explosions. made solely for the acid-trip like coolness without the 8 hours of scariness and always with a happy, pro-America ending

similar to Destruction Porn
Guy: hey man, have you seen Knowing?
Man:yeah guy, total bay porn when you see the alien ship, its all these spinning black shiny plates. dunno how ur supposed to ride in it tho
Guy:nice, any explosions?
Man:i think so, something about solar flares setting the world on fire
Guy: also nice
by das aryan October 12, 2011
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