bay city

A small city in Michigan right where the bottom of the thumb meets the mitten. Also home to the world's greatest mother.

We're going to take boat out to Bay City!

Hey, let's go see the world's greatest mother!

by Shu5er December 24, 2016

bay city blowout

When, after some Rudy J banana pancakes, you don't quite make it home in time and shit your pants so hard it touches t-shirt.

Terry threw away his jeans after his latest bay city blowout.

by Baycitywally March 2, 2014

Bay City Blackbeard

After your girl gives you good felatio, you turn around and deficate on her face. (aka San Francisco Fu Man Chu)

Susie gave a great bjer... So to show her my appreciation, I gave her the Bay City Blackbeard!

by Chief Pontiac December 29, 2011

Bay City Blow Job

When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)

Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.

by Snoophog May 11, 2011

Bay City Firework Finisher

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.

As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.

by Fuzzybushwhacker August 28, 2019

Bay City

A city in Michigan just North of Saginaw. Although its population has declined the last few decades, it remains as the largest populated city on or near Lake Huron.

"Bay City, Michigan looks small as fuck."
"Bro, Bay City's eight time bigger than the Chicago Loop!"

by CBinion91 February 17, 2022