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barrens chat

the eternal home of chuck norris in WoW,as well as a hangout spot for twelve year olds. many times, after getting a character out of the barrens, they create a new one, just to go back there.
example of barrens chat

barrens resident 1: hey guys
helpful passerby: yes?
barrens resident 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
barrens resident 2: reported
barrens resident 3:reported for reporting.
barrens chat by toxicwhirl July 5, 2006
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barren gee 

A male who has only one strand of pubic hair. Usually dominated by females during sexual intercourse, where the females will wear a strap-on.
Jane: How was yesterday night?

Salinah: It was great! I had sex with a barren gee!
barren gee by HairyPotter11 September 22, 2013
when you see a hot girl..
"that girl is barensing"

"look over there, barensing"
Barensing by Rusty.. October 7, 2009

Soul barence 

A measure of personal information used when extracting intimate details from another party.
Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’

Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’
Soul barence by theMothershed November 28, 2018

Barrens Chat

1) A infamously vile and crazy place within World of Warcraft, which is the eternal home of Chuck Norris jokes. Commonly caused because of the size of the zone, and the player density of the zone, and also due to the common rumor that the badass players play Horde, leading 12 year olds wanting to be badass, but instead, resulting in this hot mess of immaturity and Chuck Norris jokes.

2) Trade Chat
Leveling Player: Where's Mankrik's Wife?
Barrens Mongrel 1: my bedroom
Barrens Mongrel 2: you fag
Barrens Mongrel 3: reported
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported for reporting
Mediator: STFU GUYS YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LAME
Barrens Mongrel 2: NO U DUMBASS
Leveling Player: where's mankrik's wife plzzzz pst me
Passerby: fucking Barrens chat...
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported
Barrens Mongrel 2: reported for reporting
Barrens Mongrel 5: stfu fatasses, Chuck Norris will knock all your teeth out
Barrens Mongrel 3: stfu
Barrens Mongrel 1: no u
Guild Advertiser: <Trollkicker> is now recruiting! We have 3 bank tabs and a friendly community! pst for invite or more info!
Barrens Mongrel 7: stfu nobody cares about ur guild dumbfuck

etc. etc. etc.
Barrens Chat by Trolldestroyer December 22, 2009

Bärenjäger 

a brand of sweet and rich honey liqueur mixed with vodka. It originates in Germany.
A: WHOA! This is really sweet and rich! What is it called? What is it made of?
B: It's Bärenjäger honey liqueur.
A word to describe unnecessary and hindering objects or occurrences.

Also commonly used as a nonsensical expletive.
What is all this barven?

That is absolute barven!
Barven by Neil Montgomery February 8, 2012