The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.
The biggest baddest MC in the drum and bass/jungle scene. Bassman used To be a part of the shadow demon coalition (SDC) alongside Trigga and Shaydee but any real fan knows he is the original shadow demon.
However everyone knows his most defining feature is his middle finger this is raver folklore it’s length is unknown some claim it even grows in length depending on how filthy the tune is some claim not even bass himself knows as no instrument of measurement exists that big.
Yo did you see that MC Bassman set last night had my jaw swinging
A crooked bastard who owns ebaum's world and makes millions off of stolen flash games and short cartoons. Sites like albino blacksheep, something awful, and YTMND have joined forces to try and get his site erased. He's also hated by 99 out of 100 people.