Bausen's Law 

According to Thebausffs' "Bausen's Law", in League of Legends, every plate is a kill and every turret two kills.

"So I'm 2/4.. But i took four plates, plus the turret.. So, according to Bausen's Law, I'm actually 8/4 would you look at that"

Bausen's Law by trwygon April 7, 2023

elise bauman 

a super cute and sweet actress who also loves sinning. she's RIPPED and has great abs. what an angel

"I'd let Elise Bauman bench press me if she wanted to."
"HOLY SHIT I'D DIE FOR ELISE BAUMAN"

elise bauman by #1 elise stan May 13, 2016

BAUMANN BULLDOZER 

The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.

Me and my wife decided we needed to take down a wall, so I BAUMANN BULLDOZERED THAT BITCH!!

BAUMANN BULLDOZER by guadolupe00 January 16, 2010

Amir Blumenfeld 

An amazingly funny and talented man from College Humor. He is best known for his role in Jake and Amir which can be found at jakeandamir.com

person 1 "Yo, did you see the new Jake and Amir skit?" Person 2 "Hell yea! Amir Blumenfeld was hilarious. TWINZIES..or whateva."

Amir Blumenfeld by Andie Boudreaux January 26, 2009

Baumes 

The semen that squirts out of a woman's anus after anal sex.

Did you leak any Baumes onto my carpet?

Baumes by rakkasan August 5, 2008

eric bauman

A crooked bastard who owns ebaum's world and makes millions off of stolen flash games and short cartoons. Sites like albino blacksheep, something awful, and YTMND have joined forces to try and get his site erased. He's also hated by 99 out of 100 people.

eric bauman=gayest faggot in the world

eric bauman by Big LJ August 20, 2006

elise bauman 

A badass who is in love with a broody gay vampire on the web series 'Carmilla'

Elise Bauman should go ahead and marry Natsha Negovanlis. They're the real 'otp'

elise bauman by Elise Bauman September 15, 2016