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blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

bagetteam 

A species who loves expressing themselves with the expression "yo"
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
guy 1: oh my gosh it's bagetteam
bagetteam: oh my yo
bagetteam by amogus spider January 12, 2022

Oui oui baguette 

Sydney says this a lot and she doesn’t actually know what it means lol
Sydney: this food is good
Friend: ikr it’s actually really good
Sydney: oui oui baguette
Friend: huh?
Sydney: idek
Oui oui baguette by psistillloveu February 3, 2019

oui oui baguette 

my clueless ass in french class
teacher: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he cant eat it,
say it in french

me: Oui Oui baguette
oui oui baguette by hashhashbrown February 6, 2019

Baguette 

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.
I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)
Baguette by Haliotis December 13, 2012