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3. bauered
And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.
1. Bauered
Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.
The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered
2. bauered
To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
by Ramon Salazar Oct 6, 2004 add a video
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