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adjective: to engage in 24 hours of strenuous activity including stopping numerous bombs and potential fatal viruses. is better than what chuck norris, Mr T and McGuyver combined could come up with in a single day. "oh jeez mate i had a Bauer of a day! I just found out that my son is a terrorist, disowned him, fell in love with three women (all of whom i interogated for being the mother), beat one of them to death, then got fired from CTU, then reinstated again for saving my 7th president, then found out the president was shagging my ex wife--the mother of my terrorist son-- so i decided to take heroin as a way of dealing with the problem but told everone it was to work undercover, i then got off the smack in the next hour and told my son he was alright after all and got him a job working at CTU and that was my day...can i use the toilet?"
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adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers. "fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"
"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer" |
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Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king. They usually have the most money and the greatest things. Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.
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there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome
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To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin
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The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis. My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.
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being or the act of being a pussy "Man I tried to ask that girl out but I Bauer'd out"
"I would go to that party but I'm a Bauer" |
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The most epic fails ever. Failing at everything. Failure. wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.
You sure bauered that math test. |
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