Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

Battling the brown juggernaut by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Battling Blumpkin 

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

Battling Blumpkin by Shizzle Daddy October 24, 2005

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

Battling the brown juggernaut by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

battling the Decepticon 

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

battling the Decepticon by William Gilson August 29, 2006

Battling a case of the D's

A slang term used to describe one's bout with diarrhea.

Girl 1: Hey where's Suzy?
Girl 2: She ate Taco Bell last night and is now on the shitter, battling a case of the D's

Battling a case of the D's by Sir Crap-a-Lot February 1, 2008

Battling the Hole 

After ingesting a large amount of ketamine instead of allowing yourself to fall into a k hole you fight it and make the experience all the more hilarious for everyone around you

A: "yo did you see kevin battling the hole last night?"
B: "yeah, and after making himself look like a dick he still k holed, classic kevin!"

Battling the Hole by sir_piff_alot101 January 26, 2011

battling bastards 

WW2 battle of the Philippines " Battling Bastards of Bataan "

Battling bastards of Bataan were good americanos there song still rings in our ears! From the shores of baha california to the streets of LA. We will fight our countries bad boys, with mujeres on each arm.

battling bastards by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006