Battletask 

verb. To battletask.
Participle. battletasking

Battletask is used to describe the action of completing a task in an epic way like a skilled warrior massacres his opponents in battle. The term is used when one feels very confident in their ability to succeed at the task and that the completion of the task will be epic.

A: "Hey, what's up?"
B: "Battletasking my homework, bitches!"

"I'm gonna battletask this shit!"

"This assignment doesn't stand a chance, dude! I can't wait to battletask it!"

Battletask by supernova4 February 28, 2011

Battle Tips 

The contest of wills that occurs after a meal at a restaurant when patrons who ate together are paying separate checks and neither wants to break the bank on the tip or look like a cheapskate compared to the other.

Larry and James engaged in a vicious game of battle tips when neither would show the other what they were tipping.

Battle Tips by kelvinbanner September 13, 2011

Battleitis 

A condition one suffers should they battle at unacceptable levels. Symptoms of battleitis include regularly attending venues dominated by the male sex, high susceptibility to basic scams, inability to stomach large volumes of alcohol and inability to navigate routine social situations.

Coyt: "Oath man, what the fuck is the go with Mort these days? He's a shadow of what he once was..."
Wally: "There can be no doubt that he's come down with a severe case of battleitis. It will affect one in four people at some stage of their life you know."

Battleitis by g00chy July 21, 2009

turkish battleships

The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.

Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!

turkish battleships by Harryisbetter12 June 6, 2018

battlefist

PC game called battlefield 1942, better know as battlefist because it always crashes and can get annoying.

"you having a game of battlefist?"
"FFS i got owned on battlefist 2day"

battlefist by Payt January 8, 2004

Battlelip 

Going up the second floor bathroom, packing Skoal or Grizzly, and taking a dipshit. The game is played with two other people and the winner is the one who fills up their bottle the most

Yo Rory, you're not allowed to play Battlelip anymore because you spit like a retard on the floor.

Battlelip by Jordan Koetllos December 1, 2011

Musical Battleships 

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat

me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.

Musical Battleships by drkatt June 20, 2012