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A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.
"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"
by Dys-functional February 11, 2005
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a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.
battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.
by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005
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Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.
"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."
by Anal-Explode March 05, 2007
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A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...

1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.

2. Farts are included.

3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.

4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.
Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*

Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!
by Nippy July 28, 2005
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a more appropriate name for the battleship movie
chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane
by masteroffire October 27, 2012
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The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.
by Jip! January 22, 2007
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The game that the hot twins in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" play in the bathroom. The game consists of diarrheaing by one person then the other person trying to match it or beat it in noise, stink, or both.
Tiffany: (in the bathroom stall) Hey Beth wanna play a game of Battle Shit?

Beth: Sure!

Tiffany: Diarrhea*

Beth: Louder Diarrhea*

Tiffany: Extreamly Loud and Stinky Diarrhea*

Beth: Tiffany you sank my Battle Ship
by Morgan B... July 14, 2008
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