1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.
2. Farts are included.
3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.
4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.
Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!
In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.