The continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.
I'm 10 kilos overweight - I have an ongoing battle of the bulge.
by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004
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the last major offensive of the german SS takeing place in the Ardennes forest where the germans sourrounded the 101st Airborne division near the town of Bastonge and where Anthony McAliff made his famous remark of "NUTS," Also this is where the Waffen SS killed many American prisonors.
German soldier, "Surrender"
McAluff "NUTS"
McAluff's fanous response at the battle of the bulge
by deathstars April 30, 2008
When one's trouser's surface rises above "sea level".

The result of one's sexual arousal.
Little did I know it, but he was experiencing a Battle of the Bulge as he looked me over.
by Kero-kun June 23, 2007
the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)
This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.
by Light Joker May 31, 2005
when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment
I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.
by dboyfromdahood March 05, 2013
A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.
Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.
by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch July 13, 2015
aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26

This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting
"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"
by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 01, 2005
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