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4.
the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)
This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.
by Light Joker May 31, 2005
 
1.
the last major offensive of the german SS takeing place in the Ardennes forest where the germans sourrounded the 101st Airborne division near the town of Bastonge and where Anthony McAliff made his famous remark of "NUTS," Also this is where the Waffen SS killed many American prisonors.
German soldier, "Surrender"
McAluff "NUTS"
McAluff's fanous response at the battle of the bulge
by deathstars April 30, 2008
 
2.
The continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.
I'm 10 kilos overweight - I have an ongoing battle of the bulge.
by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004
 
3.
When one's trouser's surface rises above "sea level".

The result of one's sexual arousal.
Little did I know it, but he was experiencing a Battle of the Bulge as he looked me over.
by Kero-kun June 23, 2007
 
5.
when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment
I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.
by dboyfromdahood March 05, 2013
 
6.
aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26

This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting
"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"
by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 01, 2005
 
7.
When a stereotypially 'emo' male wears female jeans or very tight and/or form fitting jeans that accentuate the nether regions.
You emo prick; I'm tired of your continuous Battle of the Bulge with your damn emo (wo)man-jeans.
by Tracisaurus August 05, 2008