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1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score
1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.
by keli kear November 08, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.
Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.
by Spaz November 08, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Having a wordwicked/word streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges
I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand
by The Rabid Definer November 08, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.
by Anonymous November 08, 2003
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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