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4. battered
Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.
Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar
by Carnophage Dec 15, 2004 add a video
1. battered
Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.
I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.
by jayseebee Jul 13, 2004 add a video
2. battered
To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
by Kristian Aitken Jul 2, 2003 add a video
3. battered
When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.
That was so good shit, it really battered me.
by kippo May 23, 2003 add a video
5. battered
being very very extremely drunk
- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?
by selmabouvier Dec 18, 2003 add a video
6. battered
To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*
7. battered
like owned but for use in the real world
by Valarafon Jun 22, 2004 add a video
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