To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned
. Often used with served
Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!
Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!
Guy 3: *angryface*
Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming
on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell
I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.
To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.
That was so good shit, it really battered me.
Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.
Battered Mars bar
being very very extremely drunk
- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?
but for use in the real world