baconeggandcheese 

A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.

Friend 1: Hey you want anything from the corner store?
A New Yorker: Yeah, let me get a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: A what
A New Yorker: You know the roll, the egg, the bacon....a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: Oh iight bet. I'll get you an Arizona, too.

baconeggandcheese by Kat9275 July 4, 2017

baloney ring 

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks

YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT

Baton twirling by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018

Baton 

A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".

"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."

Baton by TheSuperTrooper December 30, 2016

bop your baloney 

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006