Diggity Monkeez: The first one.
Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!
Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!
(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (KY's capital is Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).
A: It fucking sucks. I hate it. Don't go there, ever.