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worlds greatest super hero, protector of gotham, legend world wide.

see also Joel
Batman will save you gotham!
by batjoel January 02, 2013
The most amazing superhero on the planet who technically cant actually be called "super" as he doesnt have any actual powers. Of course, he makes up for that with his butt kicking martial art style, and amazing gadjets. for some reason, he is the most popular hero next to superman, and somehow ALWAYS wins. he is also usually 3-5 steps ahead of everyone he has ever fought. He is the BEST hero ever. BATMAN!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Batman just saved the planet again by punching the alien mother in the face and then planting a bio-bomb for that specific species of unknown alien that he made in his cave and then put in his toolbelt to use for later!!!!! He is quite possibly the most amazing person in all of existence!!!!!!! GO BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!
by 3Quantum3 November 09, 2011
The verb equivalent of the superhero, i.e. to do as he does, to dress up as the caped crusader and beat the shit out of wrong do-ers
I swear to God if GAME and Santander don't start cooperating over the clusterfuck that was once my Arkham City Preorder, I'm gonna sew a costume, find where they ALL live, and Batman the fuck out of all of them!!
by Chevey0 October 21, 2011
A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.
Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.
by Strontium July 20, 2008
A man with a really huge penith.
FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!
by Peter Eaton May 28, 2006
A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.
Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?
by Brian Zard April 24, 2014
To be "Batmaned" is to be Physically beaten so bad that you are near death or incapacitated, just as the superhero Batman demonstrates when fighting villains.
"Did you see that fight? That kid got Batmaned!"

"I swear I'm gonna Batman him if he keeps talking shit!"
by Dark Rob December 27, 2013