A man with a really huge penith.
FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?
MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!
worlds greatest super hero, protector of gotham, legend world wide.
see also Joel
Batman will save you gotham!
The most amazing superhero on the planet who technically cant actually be called "super" as he doesnt have any actual powers. Of course, he makes up for that with his butt kicking martial art style, and amazing gadjets. for some reason, he is the most popular hero next to superman, and somehow ALWAYS wins. he is also usually 3-5 steps ahead of everyone he has ever fought. He is the BEST hero ever. BATMAN!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Batman just saved the planet again by punching the alien mother in the face and then planting a bio-bomb for that specific species of unknown alien that he made in his cave and then put in his toolbelt to use for later!!!!! He is quite possibly the most amazing person in all of existence!!!!!!! GO BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!
The verb equivalent of the superhero, i.e. to do as he does, to dress up as the caped crusader and beat the shit out of wrong do-ers
I swear to God if GAME and Santander don't start cooperating over the clusterfuck that was once my Arkham City Preorder, I'm gonna sew a costume, find where they ALL live, and Batman the fuck out of all of them!!
A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.
Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.
He is the hope for those who lie in darkest despair. He is the man who stands in the way of injustice. He is the scourge of evil, and the vector of justice who fights back against those who would do harm to the innocent, for if he does not, no one else will. He is a hero. He is Batman.
Batman constantly puts his life on the line to keep the citizens of Gotham safe.
Lucas is BATMAN he saves Gotham city at night and during the day is a seventh grader. Bob Kane documented his life and to hide his actual identity changed his name to Bruce Wayne.
Lucas: IM BATMAN
Lucas: (Saves Gotham) told you I was BATMAN.