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Quite probably the best superhero known to man. After a tragic childhood accident, Bruce Wayne devoted his mind to crime-fighting. Although many know him for his fortune and gadgets, Batman's main strengths are is astounding intelligence and willpower. It is generally agreed upon by his fans that if you tell him who his opponent will be a week ahead of time, he will always win.
Batman would compete in the Olympics, but he has better things to do than win enough gold to destabilize an economy.
by Batfan December 18, 2010
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A grown man who still runs around in a cape throwing things and playing hide and seek with a clown.
Joker: grow up batman.
Batman: at least I stopped using my moms makeup, wait I can't.
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by Derek Wolfe October 24, 2016
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by purewolfblood May 26, 2009
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an iconic character of extreme hotness and the idol subject of lemon fantasies.
Cat Heaven is a wonderful place... Batman is even better.
by Tigger the Elephant January 22, 2009
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A man with a really huge penith.
FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!
by Peter Eaton May 28, 2006
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Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"

Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
by TreeWeezel April 24, 2011
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When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.
Stickey situations between your legs.
by Joey2Times August 18, 2005
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