He isn't gay: he just likes to make you gay.
"Batman makes My Chemical Romance passionately lick his sac every night before making them take a long cylindrical.... *item* up the ass."
by Batman McManbat August 31, 2011
A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!
Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)
by zohair March 03, 2008
Like a hot carl, but you squeeze her tits together and release forming the batman signal across her chest and tits. Think Rorschach inkblot.

Can also be like the superman, but on her front and the sheet is optional.
This chick was heinous, but she had huge bolt-ons. When she fell asleep, I dropped a hot carl, gave her a batman, and wiped my ass on her curtains. Fuck her!
by Big Pauly Pizzle May 01, 2008
I word used in substitution for thats what she said when the actual phrase may be considered inappropriate due to the audience or location.
Jeff: What do you want us to do now?

Coach: Just get on the floor and take whatever i throw you're way!

Jeff: Batman!

Coach: What was that??

Jeff: .....nothing
by Batman! March 18, 2008
1)amazing athlete(in most cases, hockey player) loved by all, but has a few anger problems. if something doesn't go his way, he will bail. but stil ends up being forgiven anyways because he's just so..amazing.

2)the act of at one time having pretty bad acne, and it suddenly clearing fast.

1)cole: dude where did you go for the last game?
james: I was pissed because coach didn't play me.
cole: wtf? he was going to play you last period but you never showed up.
james: my bad..I have anger issues. sorry.
cole: man, your such a batman. we woulda owned if you woulda stuck around!
james: well, we still took first.
cole: you have a point..so what are you doing this weekend?

2)girl one: Holy god have you seen Cody?
girl two: OH yeah, he was by the stairs like 2 minutes ago!
girl one: he looks really hot..it's like, wow. his acne just dissapeared!
girl two: yeah. I guess he pulled a batman!
by skeebergen April 28, 2008
An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years by various comic book artists turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??

Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by Mobius5by5 April 26, 2008
When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.
Stickey situations between your legs.
by Joey2Times August 18, 2005

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