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1. Adj; Describing someone of great skill.
1. Woa, that head shot was amazing! That sniper is SO Batman!
by Sully13 March 27, 2010
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An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years by various comic book artists turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??

Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by Mobius5by5 April 26, 2008
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Batman is a super hero dressed in black spandex, a cape, a mask and a tool belt. He fights crime with his sidekick "Robin." Batman's real identity is that of Bruce Wayne, a millionaire/billionaire (depending upon the decade) who tragically lost his parents in some, presumably, horrible accident. (who really gives a shit about the specifics) In addition, Batman is the only gay superhero, often sodomizing, either forcefully or with consent, his pant-less, much younger "friend and sidekick" Robin. It is rumored also that his butler, Alfred, is involved when "Robin really fucks up on the job" in the "bedroom festivities."

Some of Batman's enemies include the penguin, (Secretly Batman's estranged -- and presumed dead -- father who, before faking his own death by falling into a vat of chemicals, almost certainly molested Bruce as a child) Cat Woman (the woman Bruce almost married before realized he was gay and leaving her at the head of the aisle) and though there are more, the Joker, who in a Bizzare twist is, by some totally inexplicable coincidence, Batman's mother. (also deformed --and with a change of sex -- after falling in a separate vat of chemicals)

Batman/Bruce Wayne's residence is in a giant Mansion in Gotham City (a fictional New York) complete with Bat-Mobile parking, secret underground lair filled with giant glowing screens, flashing lights, and a coffee maker. Additionally there is a BDSM chamber beneath the recreation room.

As in popular cinema:
"-Have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"-No, I heard it was shit."

As in the comic strip:
Robin-
"Gee Batman, whatever are we going to do about The Joker?"
Batman-
"I don't know Robin but at least Gotham is safe one night more."

As in a creepy older man living with a teenage boy
Batman-
"-Oh Robin, why don't you come down stairs to the lair. Alfred and I have a surprise for you."
Robin-
"-Holly rubber fist Batman!!!"

by vindex June 12, 2008
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Stands for a guy with a big penis. This term makes reference to the "Bat" in "Batman", which is commonly used to name a dick in Canada.
by maxsims November 08, 2009
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Similar to the Superman, a man places his ejaculate around the waist of a female and then places toilet paper on said ejaculate. The result is a belt of toilet paper that is similar to Batman's utility belt.
Last night, I straight up batmaned that hoe.
by The Bat Cave February 16, 2008
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A superhero with no powers, the only power he has is his wealth
by wooglehead April 01, 2007
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A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!
Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)
by zohair March 03, 2008
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