A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)
guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night

guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
by TearsOfBlood December 05, 2010
1. Adj; Describing someone of great skill.
1. Woa, that head shot was amazing! That sniper is SO Batman!
by Sully13 March 27, 2010
when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.


he is stealthy and cunning...

cunning enough to be cumming

in your presence.
my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.
by Eriktheoz May 03, 2009
Stands for a guy with a big penis. This term makes reference to the "Bat" in "Batman", which is commonly used to name a dick in Canada.
This milf has a Batman boyfriend.
by maxsims November 08, 2009
When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.
"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"
by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008
Definition 1: My Parents Are Dead! A Dark Night Hero also know in the '60 as a child molesters who role with a teenager in spandex but later becomes a bad ass who kicks peoples ass.
Definition 2: The sexual act to wear a batman costume, clothing related to batman, or black and fuck a bat (animal) Then shove a Bat (baseball bat) up your ass while watching any Batman movie, listening to death metal, and screaming "I'am the dark night!"
Example 1: Man I was watching Batman: The dark night and it was awesome!
Example 2: Yo Man I just pulled a Batman and my asshole is bleeding!
by G$$2 March 17, 2011
An ordinary man who is battling with an extreme acid addiction, who believes he is a super hero but really he's in his rehab room wearing underwear and a pink studded belt battling with his roomate lindsey lohan or "the joker".
lindsey: ahhhh get off me you fucker
Batman: *words unable to be understood*
by Dr. Vaginastien November 12, 2010
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