batman is the greatest most awesome hero, he'll kick everones butt in a fight, he is simply the best of the best , no one can ever kill him.
whos batman ???
' chris is batman '.
by the batman of aus December 14, 2011
a ninja that dresses like a bat and fights crazy clowns, old-fashioned gangsters and other mentally unstable people in a make believe city.
Is also probably God.
person1: It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left-winged than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain

person2: Im batman

person1: ...damn it.
by DrToxin December 09, 2010
BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)

"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"

"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"
by Wet Schmegmore December 17, 2008
Batmans is the act in which consenting adults partake in taboo sexual activies, and decide to take bit to the next level and wear each other out. The man lays on his back, hands down, thus allowing the woman to straddle his face. This act relinquishes any defense the man may have had prior to his involvement. Ultimately becoming a victim in a twisted game of life or death. Once she has her victim subdued she can begin phase 2: The maskenalingus. The starting of this phase is marked by the parting of the womans vagina lips, and and the pulling of said lips until they are opened wide enough allow it to engulf a mans face allowing only enough breathing room to preform cunnilingus. This occasionally results in trauma and or death. If a man does this with his ass, it is Givin' Jokers.
Freddy: never going to Nancy's house again!
Timmy Turntables: What!?!?! I thought she was the one?
Freddy: I know... i went to her house and she was waiting for me....naked. So, she has me lay down on my back, close my eyes, and sit on my hands. Then she jumped on my face and gave me batmans.
Timmy: Dang Dude!!! Did you wear a condom?
Freddy: Im not stupid bro, ...i put one on before i went there
by BatmansSince1986 April 27, 2012
A cross between a man and Batteries.
Man + Batteries = batman.
by EnglishFreak December 05, 2011
1. Adj; Describing someone of great skill.
1. Woa, that head shot was amazing! That sniper is SO Batman!
by Sully13 March 27, 2010
when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.


he is stealthy and cunning...

cunning enough to be cumming

in your presence.
my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.
by Eriktheoz May 03, 2009

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