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A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!
Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)
by zohair March 03, 2008
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I word used in substitution for thats what she said when the actual phrase may be considered inappropriate due to the audience or location.
Jeff: What do you want us to do now?

Coach: Just get on the floor and take whatever i throw you're way!

Jeff: Batman!

Coach: What was that??

Jeff: .....nothing
by Batman! March 18, 2008
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101
When you grab each side of your nut sack and stretch it as far each way as you can. Then, you get some jackass to look at it. You then scream batman and meatgazer to attract attention. Finally, you are allowed to kick him in the ass 3 times calling him a fag each time.
I grabbed my sack and made my adhad ass brother look at my batman. All steps followed.
by Chet the mover December 01, 2007
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102
A cross between a man and Batteries.
by EnglishFreak December 05, 2011
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103
A piece of shit that should not be classified as a super hero since the only reason he kicks bad guy ass is because he has a lot of money to waste on the bat mobile and bat-a-rangs and shit like that, put him in a fight with any other super hero and he will get his asked kicked so bad that his balls will fly out of his nose.
person 1: i hear that kids really good at fighting
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit
by ericsoffer1 April 07, 2007
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the first Bi superhero likes little boys in red and green coustome and love woman who are half his age
Batman sleeping with Barbara Gordon his best friend Gordon daughter who was only 16
by Michael A T November 10, 2006
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As you pump your partner with your Batsword and your nearing orgasm, start to sing the the words to the original 50's tv show. As your get closer and closer to completion get louder and louder. And when that the moment arrives to shoot your batgoo Shout !!BATMAN!!
by the real sweet-a-bix July 03, 2010
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