One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
by fanboys of anything suck dick August 17, 2009
a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA
Batista sucks more than a fat whitehouse intern during the Clinton administration.
by fanboys of anything suck dick August 16, 2008
An awesome physical specimen of a man; sexy; talented; evolutionized
i.e. Batista vs. Orton - obvious, right?
by Jadah February 04, 2005
real name: David Bautista. His father is a Filipino and his mother is Greek. Has a Filipina wife and 2 daughters. Born and raised in Washington, DC. Former wrestling name: Leviathan. Looks definitely sexier in clothes than without it.
Batista looks so hot in his expensive suit!
by joannes08 September 17, 2006
A Sexy girf of god to women. and men.
A wild beast in the ring.
will smack your head in if
a reason is found.
Batista just Batista bombed the Undertaker
by Miss JinX November 23, 2005
Visually stunning wrestler, incredibly sexy. Possibly looks sexier in clothes than out of them.
Example? For God's sake look at the man
by Debbie March 11, 2005
Dave Batista Real name 317 pounds not a member of evolution anymore Won the heavyweight Belt From TripleH at Wresltemania 21 sunday april,3,2005. The Beast the Animal who has cool moves like spinebuster and powerBomb. and is The New HeavyWeight Champion.
Batista will beat triple h over and over triple h will never seee his belt again hahahaha.
by Ratt April 05, 2005
large mofo in the wwe who is also the world heavyweight champ
damn,batista just beat the shit out of ric flair and put triple h through the table wit a powerbomb!
by g-papa May 26, 2005

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