Bathsalt Hunger

This is the type of hunger that is uncontrollable. It will smash any kind of diet and typically requires large amounts of pasta and sugar and grease or whatever you can find that's not healthy in anyway. This is "I'm so hungry I want to eat your face" hunger. Typically women get this during PMS, but this can also be known to occur when hungover.

Me: I have bathsalt hunger.
Whoever: What do you mean?
Me: If we don't eat something fried soon I'm going to eat your face.

Bathsalt Hunger by jjh77 June 23, 2014

Bathsalt 

The worst drugs known to man combined into one
You will literally not sleep for days.
Avoid this at all costs.

The best way to describe Bathsalts comedown is to quote Lil Waynes song:

"only when the drugs are done done, do i feel like dying"

Bathsalt by `Beau September 6, 2011

Battysmasher

One who fervently pounds at your back door.

Man who enjoys bum fun.
Term used to describe men who do other men up the gary glitter.
A Chelsea fan.

james " that bloke ova there just invited me to a gay bar, wot a nobed, i aint no battysmasher"
chelsea fan "i'll go"

Battysmasher by daddyhotrocks January 18, 2011

bathycalpian

a woman with big boobs

your mom is a bathycalpian.

bathycalpian by cram October 19, 2003

chocolate bathsalts 

When you're having anal sex in the bathtub with a girl who's constipated and when you pull out, she shits out poop nuggets into the water and then you soak in them for 15-20 minutes then rinse.

Me and Marry we're doing the dirty in the bathtub when I pulled out she gave me some Chocolate Bathsalts and it was nice.

chocolate bathsalts by VivaLaVengeance February 2, 2015