To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.
There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....
when someone is too scared to dive in the bath and instead checks the temperature with their toes
Jordan: Dean, is the water of a suitable temperature for me to bathe in yet?
Dean: i dont know jordan, why don't you dip your big toe in and find out?
Dean: because you are a toe dipper
|472.||fat tittied monster|
A boy who is fat and sweaty who has tits and smells weird. he eats too much food and doesn't bathe.
Ken- "have you seen the fat tittied monster today?"
Bob- "which one, travis or david???"
Ken- "travis. he smells like a rotten fish.lol"
worthless mommas boy; pansy ass MF!; non fatherly type; the knock you up and run away kind; refuses to cut his nails or blow his nose because his mommy doesnt make him bathe....NASTY
Damn you smell like a Shawn
|474.||The Stoner Shower|
The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".
If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.
DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!
"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"
An arrogant douche bag with terrible athletes foot and a small and inoperable prick. Also, more likely than not, a closet homosexual. Generally found to be tolerable at first, under careful scientific scrutiny, has been found to lower IQ and severely impede intelligible conversation. While it is well known that most self destruct when they reach prime in high school, the survivors tend to go on to make life miserable for those around them. Often found slumming around bars, slicking back their greasy hippy hair, and generally reeking of Ed Hardy, Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, and failure, they are well known to crash cars on icy bridges for attention. Additionally, as they are both manically suicidal and terrible drivers, it is important to note that, should you ever have the misfortune of meeting one, it is recommended that you either commit Seppuku, or risk being contaminated by a severe case of athletes foot, paranoid fantasies of a world government, and ultimately a fatal case of self entitlement/worth. Additionally, should one ever encounter such a specimen, it is of the utmost importance to bathe regularly and brush ones teeth. Those that have smoked Marijuana with him will understand how wretched it can be to be drawn into a conversation from which there is no end. For those, the only medical remedy is Seppuku.
"Holy shit, that guy is a total Niko."
"Douche doens't cover it. He's a Niko."
"They didn't just salt the earth, they Niko'd it."
"I wouldn't wish Niko upon those poor souls."
"If one more Niko shows up at this party, I'm going to kill myself."
A person who appears disheveled, dirty or disgusting. A person who is "ratchity" is know to have an undesirable appearance, poor evidence of hygiene, and a lack of general self-upkeep.
She looks like she didn't bathe for days, the boys all think she's ratchity.