Top Definition
someone who is extremely acting like a "bastard" (as big as a mastodon). as the word implies.
"you are the biggest most ugliest bastodon to have put gravy on my underpants.."

"some guy just sucker punched a nerd walking in the streets.. what a bastodon.."
by ryoga April 26, 2010
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