Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
by fetus003 July 31, 2008
(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009
When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
by KyleRM December 2, 2007
Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
by Gentalmansmiley June 22, 2011
The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.
by Axell Spy January 31, 2011
When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
by moosir2u September 22, 2011
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss June 13, 2012